Whole bottle of Jack Daniels

and still sober.

New record.

I suddenly feel all kinds of classy for sitting alone watching family guy and being at the start of my second bottle of rose

a whole bottle? either you had loads of coke or drank it very slowly

Family Guy rocks.

American Dad, too.

steve76 wrote: a whole bottle? either you had loads of coke or drank it very slowly

Got in at 9:30pm after my car exploding on the dual carriageway, then set to this bottle, so about two hours.
Have eaten 3 chineses in that time as well.
Expecting dodgy head tomorrow.

keep paracetamol handy then

Foster dog thinks it's great - I've dropped loads of food on the floor and she's put on about a kilo.

Working dog wrote:Family Guy rocks.

American Dad, too.

Agree, as does 4 pints and a bottle of red! I'm stressed! Along with American Dad

I'm on the Fosters now. Have run out of spirits.
Doesn't quite have the same appeal.

Working dog wrote:I'm on the Fosters now. Have run out of spirits.
Doesn't quite have the same appeal.

Fosters.....really....and I nearly thought we could be friends ......*on the scrumpy*

Beryltheperil wrote:

Working dog wrote:I'm on the Fosters now. Have run out of spirits.
Doesn't quite have the same appeal.

Fosters.....really....and I nearly thought we could be friends ......*on the scrumpy*

Funnily, I can knock off a bottle of spirits and be ok, but half a dozen pints of cider and I'm legless.

Working dog wrote:

Beryltheperil wrote:

Working dog wrote:I'm on the Fosters now. Have run out of spirits.
Doesn't quite have the same appeal.

Fosters.....really....and I nearly thought we could be friends ......*on the scrumpy*

Funnily, I can knock off a bottle of spirits and be ok, but half a dozen pints of cider and I'm legless.

I'm the opposite one sniff of Stella Actatwat and I'm under the table, I was practically weaned on Scrumpy....then again I'm a west country girl born and bred!!!

Beryltheperil wrote:

I'm the opposite one sniff of Stella Actatwat and I'm under the table, I was practically weaned on Scrumpy....then again I'm a west country girl born and bred!!!

Did someone mention Scrumpy

janey wrote:

Beryltheperil wrote:

I'm the opposite one sniff of Stella Actatwat and I'm under the table, I was practically weaned on Scrumpy....then again I'm a west country girl born and bred!!!

Did someone mention Scrumpy

not me gov honest gov I'm sober as a judge >

If you are I am disapointed !

janey wrote:

If you are I am disapointed !

Its Beryls fault she looked at me with her bestest sad eyes and said mummy you've made me so happy picking me from the rescue home you deserve a drink ( that and I handed in my dissertation proposal on friday and having a bit of a stress relief/hope its approved or no idea what I'll do in its place!!)

As you've rescued a dog, you deserve to get hammered through alcohol. ><
Just not sure scrumpers would be my first choice.
What's the dissertation subject out of interest?

Working dog wrote:As you've rescued a dog, you deserve to get hammered through alcohol. ><
Just not sure scrumpers would be my first choice.
What's the dissertation subject out of interest?

Study into establishing the optimum temperature breeding range for Acutina Fulcia

Basically I'm looking to what temperature Giant african land snails like to have sex .... they are banned as pets in lots of countries but not here on the assumption they couldn't survive our winter but I've kept snails for 10 years and in times of heating breakage I've known them still to copulate and for eggs to hatch, so the plan is it incubate batches of eggs at temps experienced in the depths of winter and the high of summer and see just how many will hatch and then program this all into a Monte Carlo population simulator along with their average travelling speed ( a massive 50 meters a night) to see if they were introduced in the south east of England could they one establish a colony and two, spread to other parts of the UK ............ I really need to get out more

I bet when you said you were not drunk on Jacks you'd end up reading about snail sex

i think they are all ready here judging by the state of our veg patch this year

Interesting dissertation topic - has good potential to get mathematical and be modeled by differential equations.
Could take a probabilistic approach to it too.
I'm hoping to do a PhD in medical statistics related to the study of lungworm in dogs (ironically carried by snails) - think the vet society might fund it.

In the interim though - I've found a bottle of cheap fizzy wine in the back of the cupboard - it even has a plastic "cork" in it.

Fosters is running dry and will be down to distilling the alcohol from cleaning products soon.

Working dog wrote:Interesting dissertation topic - has good potential to get mathematical and be modeled by differential equations.
Could take a probabilistic approach to it too.
I'm hoping to do a PhD in medical statistics related to the study of lungworm in dogs (ironically carried by snails) - think the vet society might fund it.

In the interim though - I've found a bottle of cheap fizzy wine in the back of the cupboard - it even has a plastic "cork" in it.

Fosters is running dry and will be down to distilling the alcohol from cleaning products soon.

My hope is to go into further study into invasive species or if all else fails I'm planning to teach I think I need to switch the heating down as this second bottle of wine appears to be evaporating fast although it could just be the hot sweats I'm having over the thought of the amounts of statistical analysis I'm going to have to do!!!

How big was the bottle

Beryltheperil wrote:

Working dog wrote:Interesting dissertation topic - has good potential to get mathematical and be modeled by differential equations.
Could take a probabilistic approach to it too.
I'm hoping to do a PhD in medical statistics related to the study of lungworm in dogs (ironically carried by snails) - think the vet society might fund it.

In the interim though - I've found a bottle of cheap fizzy wine in the back of the cupboard - it even has a plastic "cork" in it.

Fosters is running dry and will be down to distilling the alcohol from cleaning products soon.

My hope is to go into further study into invasive species or if all else fails I'm planning to teach I think I need to switch the heating down as this second bottle of wine appears to be evaporating fast although it could just be the hot sweats I'm having over the thought of the amounts of statistical analysis I'm going to have to do!!!

Feel free to give me a shout if you get stuck with the stats - I guess multivariate analysis over a normal distribution would suffice here.

jstaff wrote:How big was the bottle

70cl - the normal ones.
I'm going shopping for a half dozen one litre bottles tomorrow - helps me study (that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it).

If you make it through the one liter bottle and are still sober that would be impressive. I used to drink when I was studying as well. Makes the boring subjects seem more interesting

I think I could do the one litre bottle and remain upright but not in too good a shape.

I drank one litre of whiskey on the head in college about 20 years ago for a bet and am fairly convinced I came very close to dying.

Working dog wrote:

jstaff wrote:How big was the bottle

70cl - the normal ones.
I'm going shopping for a half dozen one litre bottles tomorrow - helps me study (that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it).

I have a book its title is Wine makes Mummy Clever..... lucky the child is still young enough to believe everything she reads

Working dog wrote:I think I could do the one litre bottle and remain upright but not in too good a shape.

I drank one litre of whiskey on the head in college about 20 years ago for a bet and am fairly convinced I came very close to dying.

All depends on how fast it's consumed and whether your stomach is empty or not.

Beryltheperil wrote:I bet when you said you were not drunk on Jacks you'd end up reading about snail sex

Looks like I missed out on an interesting evening last night

haha me to dave

It was probably one of those miniature bottles not a full size one

Miniture one, just put grandads milkbottle glasses on by mistake and thought it was a big bottle

i may get some Gentlemen Jack next weekend

steve try the jack d with honey

i do all the time when i'm ill lol have you try Gentlemen Jack? it's 1000 times better the jack d

yea gentleman jack nice but a little expencive for everydays just for xmas lol
steve jack d acctully bought a jack d with a touch of honey its rather nice

if you join the webiste you get a free bottle

which one steve like freebies

Owt for nowt..........I'm in

i got one of these in my bedroom it's about 4 years since i bought it

so you not going to tell me the website steve

they stop doing it now

Probably cos people like you signed up 1000 times and spoilt it for good honest acholics like me and Wazza

a couple of pics of my jack d iv got

Down it down it down it

i used to get the Xmas jack d that comes in a case but for some reason they don't do it anymore or it in shop i don't go in

What is the honey one like?
Is it very sweet?
Need to try a bottle.

thats my third bottle in about 2 months its sweet but not sickly like southern comfort

southern comfort is not sickly