its sooooo humid

i'm going have to put my birthday suite on in a min if we don't get any thunder!!

Then take the dogs for a walk to the local park

I'm already in me pj's sweating me little conkers off had a hard day and now it'[s so close its dire

Still at work with air conditioning

janey wrote:

Still at work with air conditioning

Never have guessed Janey , why don't you invite your boss to join the forum he obviously doesn't mind it

i think i'm going see janey at work then > and nick the air con

Steve wrote:i think i'm going see janey at work then > and nick the air con

Turn up in your birthday suit

my boss is a cat person!!

yeh but the boss will probably punch you as Janeys told him you are evil and if she doesn't post every 5 minutes of her life your going to torture moo

janey wrote:

my boss is a cat person!!

wot like CatMan or something , that's cool especially if he can lick his own ..

BlueStaffBlue wrote:

Steve wrote:i think i'm going see janey at work then > and nick the air con

Turn up in your birthday suit

good idea it will scarey everyone off so i can nick the air con without a problem

If Steve turns up in his birthday suit, they might sell him as art

Thats why i love my house in summer, its really cool inside. my bedroom gets all the sun though so im usually stakers in it

Hayley wrote:Thats why i love my house in summer, its really cool inside. my bedroom gets all the sun though so im usually stakers in it

sorry dave, did i make you go into a daze long enough for the wife to clout you with a kettle?

i got 2 fans right next to me

one for each.... ermmm side?

why the hell do you have two fans i dont even have one. i dont even have a little mini one that you buy for 99p in the market on holidays

i cant have 1 for each side so 1 is behind me and the other is next to me

Hayley wrote:why the hell do you have two fans i dont even have one. i dont even have a little mini one that you buy for 99p in the market on holidays

why not?

cos she ain't got 99p

Cos she female and don't know how to operate machinery

BlueStaffBlue wrote:Cos she female and don't know how to operate machinery

Thats not true Blue and you know it, if it's in the kitchen and its white or silver wityh knobs on they will know

They just get lucky as soon as it breaks there straight on the phone asking for a man to come round and fix it for them

i challenge you to a tractor race! my new toy has sharp blades the size of your arm. its fun!

i cant even boil an egg.

im not a woman, im a whole other sex. its a bit like being a tranny but i have my own bits n bobs and dont want to be a man, quite happy with my bits. just dont like being a girl lol

BlueStaffBlue wrote:They just get lucky as soon as it breaks there straight on the phone asking for a man to come round and fix it for them

Yeh but thats the proper part of the job , personally I think they are making white goods far too complicated these days so they run the risk of scaring women away from the stuff they enjoy

I think thats why they brought the silver models out and now the black models to focus their minds back on whats important to them in life and encouage them to enjoy the kitchen

I agree with that but way too many buttons for them these days , once the manual gets past 3 pages they lost , thasts why they struggle with TV's and stuff so we have to take over the remotes

Thats why I like the design of the kettle. One button. Can't beat it. You don't need to have buttons galore, have you seen a womans face when she's presses that button and sees the red light come on. Such a proud moment

I think it was a good move on our kettle there's a purple bit that lights up and my Mrs got really excited about that

Who's woman wouldn't? You are too good to her Dave, I hope she appreciates you.

no , she keeps saying she want one of them new fangled washing machines , you know the ones with the window and the stuff goes round instead of the tub and the stick

Next she will want a wireless explosive collar instead of the reliable chains

BlueStaffBlue wrote:Next she will want a wireless explosive collar instead of the reliable chains

just as well your women know these things, or you would be dirty starved hobos living in a pit of filth and sti's

Hayley wrote:

I'll accept the red card right after you've finished washing th strips

sorry they shrunk, i couldnt figure out this damn washing machine. on the plus side you might have a nearly noticeable bulge now...if you are lucky

Hayley wrote:sorry they shrunk, i couldnt figure out this damn washing machine. on the plus side you might have a nearly noticeable bulge now...if you are lucky

Ouch !!!

Need my partner back you're too good at this............BLUE !!!!!!!!!!!

oh is that you admitting im better than you?!!!

Hayley wrote:oh is that you admitting im better than you?!!!

nah !! just sitting thinking out my next move

Hayley wrote:just as well your women know these things, or you would be dirty starved hobos living in a pit of filth and sti's

I showed my woman this post, then put her back in her cupboard until next time I need a can

Just be careful. beer and urine are alike in colour. you woman might turn against you at any point. be suspicious if she starts opening them for you to be nice. she will blame the warmth on the humidity.

I wish she would, I only have cans of Karlsbargin left

oh well, fate leaves us that which we should have anyway

im sitting in back garden with case of carlsberg in vest and shorts at half 11 at night and im still sweating my do da off its still so warm temp in house is still 28deg no nits not its bliddy hot