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Post by Guest Wed Jul 18 2012, 23:22

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."

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Post by steve76 Wed Jul 18 2012, 23:31

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Post by janey Wed Jul 18 2012, 23:51



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Post by Guest Thu Jul 19 2012, 00:03

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Post by Guest Thu Jul 19 2012, 09:50

Big Grin rolling on the floor rolling on the floor Big Grin >Smile

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Post by Guest Thu Jul 19 2012, 14:07

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Post by Kathy Sun Jul 22 2012, 13:51

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