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Post by Guest Fri Jun 15 2012, 19:57

At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly coming up with a plan, I cuckooed nine more times, hoping my wife would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself.

The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I replied, "Midnight, just like I said."

She said that was good, and for some reason she said we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered, "Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three times, said '*!,' cuckooed four more times, farted, cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more times and then started giggling."

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Post by Guest Fri Jun 15 2012, 20:08

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Post by Guest Fri Jun 15 2012, 23:55

Laughing

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Post by Guest Sat Jun 16 2012, 00:51

Big Grin Tongues

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Post by Kathy Sun Jun 17 2012, 10:21

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Post by Chantel Tue Jun 19 2012, 09:10

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