What have you learnt today?

Today I learnt that I need a new tire on the back left of my car.

I don't think I learnt anything that I didn't already no!

Being down the park all day & sun = Tired Moo & Tired Jane!

I learned that Rocky will come back when I call him

What did I learn?

Hmmmm. Little old 94 year old man with a faulty hearing aid wanting religious statues = sore throat from shouting for 45 minutes.

Nothing much really just sat around and watched sports all day.

today i have learned that wanting to be an evil genius means staying in education for a long time

one more! if your ugly you might have to pay for it!

Learned not to leave my cell phone on my office desk and have to drive back to the office after picking up dinner to get my phone. That just might let my dinner get cold.

Today I learnt that trying to drink that last little bit of milk out of the carton isn't good for my shirt :/

Today ive learnt not to leave booking a campsite till the day before u want to go on the jubilee weekend coz everywhere is fully booked

blaze wrote:Today ive learnt not to leave booking a campsite till the day before u want to go on the jubilee weekend coz everywhere is fully booked

Oh, Carly that's rough! Where were you going to go? Have you got anywhere yet?

I've learnt that hot chocolate on the cold night is an underrated thing.

I've learn't that HP means Happy Potter

BlueStaffBlue wrote:I've learn't that HP means Happy Potter

Today I've learnt :

1) There is nothing better in the world than the pleasure of seeing your dog run past all other members of the family to get to you when she hasn't seen you for 4 days
2) It is impossible for a dog to remove your brain with a tongue in the ear no matter how hard they try
3) Swapping tongues is ok with a dog as long as its your own

Because if you swapped tongues with any other dog, that would just be so so wrong

Dann wrote:Because if you swapped tongues with any other dog, that would just be so so wrong

well you just wouldn't know where they'd been would you , forgot to add only girl dogs and male pups up to 6 months , after that it's weird

That being bitten and musked on by a burmese python is still not fun

ella wrote:That being bitten and musked on by a burmese python is still not fun

what's musked ??

Erm basically when the squirt a mix of wee etc etc and empty scent glands all over you it's the most vile thing ever.

Lovely lol

I'm so glad you learn't that today and not yesterday when I had a hand over

Dann wrote:Lovely lol

hmmmmm

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BlueStaffBlue wrote:Today I've learnt :

1) There is nothing better in the world than the pleasure of seeing your dog run past all other members of the family to get to you when she hasn't seen you for 4 days
2) It is impossible for a dog to remove your brain with a tongue in the ear no matter how hard they try
3) Swapping tongues is ok with a dog as long as its your own

that is so sweet dave!!!

i just learnt that once i start shopping i cant stop!

Hand Over? meant Hang Over........Hand Over sounds a bit wrong

ella wrote:Erm basically when the squirt a mix of wee etc etc and empty scent glands all over you it's the most vile thing ever.

Yuk

I've learnt that awkward staring at the pretty girl on the bus is awkward

Dann wrote:I've learnt that awkward staring at the pretty girl on the bus is awkward

Been there and done that , its soul building when you get a little smile when you thought you were more likely to get a slap though

Always have a plan B

i learned that ploughing lots of training money into a german shepherd wont stop it clearing a four foot fence and biting a jogger outside the house on a busy main road. so did my boss...

I've learnt that I've gotta volunteer being an umpire at my brothers Football game tomorrow.

Dann wrote:I've learnt that I've gotta volunteer being an umpire at my brothers Football game tomorrow.

Gotta love when other people volunteer your time

davemck3834 wrote:

Dann wrote:I've learnt that awkward staring at the pretty girl on the bus is awkward

Been there and done that , its soul building when you get a little smile when you thought you were more likely to get a slap though

today i,ve learnt not too slap a guy just cos he,s staring at me awkward on a bus he maybe a nice staffie lover

crystel wrote:

davemck3834 wrote:

Dann wrote:I've learnt that awkward staring at the pretty girl on the bus is awkward

Been there and done that , its soul building when you get a little smile when you thought you were more likely to get a slap though

today i,ve learnt not too slap a guy just cos he,s staring at me awkward on a bus he maybe a nice staffie lover

But she was cute

Dann wrote:But she was cute

well it was worth the awkward starring then the cute ones are definitely worth looking at