The condom talk

A man walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of -factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son... Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The Dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday."

"Cool, says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men." the Dad answers, "Two for Friday, Two for Saturday and Two for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks with bright eyes, picking up the 12 pack.

With a sigh, the Dad replied, "Those are for married men, one for January, one for February, one for March..."

i thought the 12 pack was 1 for 2012 1for 2013 and so on

bigwazza wrote: i thought the 12 pack was 1 for 2012 1for 2013 and so on

that would be horrible

haha i know imagine if you had to have your leg over every year im glad the government brought the only on a leap year law in.
i haddnt even heard about it just so pleased the wife watches the news
would not like to be breaking the law

Good one JStaff, I really lol, thanks.