Merry Christmas Everybody!

I think it was cos I told her I had 6 toes and she later found out I only had 3

Ahhhhh that was a good laugh.. just what a needed after screaming at the kids to clean their rooms while I sit on my Butt and surf the net pmsl

ha ha same as me told the wife i had ten toes little did she know its 7 on one foot and 3 on the other

BlueStaffBlue wrote:I think it was cos I told her I had 6 toes and she later found out I only had 3

Yeh, right...............

Mel Skora wrote:Ahhhhh that was a good laugh.. just what a needed after screaming at the kids to clean their rooms while I sit on my Butt and surf the net pmsl

We aim to please.

The world just would be a knightmare if it didn't have the parenting skills of yourself

You've been told a billion and 12 times Wazza stop exagerating

BlueStaffBlue wrote:The world just would be a knightmare if it didn't have the parenting skills of yourself

Totaly agreee,,,,, I am educating my kids on slave labour.... cause by the time they grow up they will be a slave to china! so they better get used to it now lol

I Pull rank when I need to... I like their rooms kept tidy and if I cant get in there to vacc and wash the floors then in takes me 4 hours.... first to pick everything up adn then to clean.. my house is to big to let them dump their crap everywhere.. if it is left it goes to the poor people. ( my son tells me soon we will be the poor people with no toys!) lol

Don't forget to teach them how to climb up chimneys - people are really fed up with the cost of chimney cleaning nowadays & you could make a little extra cash on the side!

Caryll wrote:Don't forget to teach them how to climb up chimneys - people are really fed up with the cost of chimney cleaning nowadays & you could make a little extra cash on the side!

Teaching the kids to be burgulars is not acceptable even if they do get a clean chimney. Hardly compensates for a missing 50" LCD

But if they don't get caught.............

Fare point.
Can I put an order in and first dips on any Bose Hi-Fi Equipment you get

BlueStaffBlue wrote:

Caryll wrote:Don't forget to teach them how to climb up chimneys - people are really fed up with the cost of chimney cleaning nowadays & you could make a little extra cash on the side!

Teaching the kids to be burgulars is not acceptable even if they do get a clean chimney. Hardly compensates for a missing 50" LCD

Mine are thin enought to slide down a chimney lol.... to skinny to lift an LCD.

Aw!!

Mine are too big, too lazy & too teenager to do anything at all!!!

Caryll wrote:Aw!!

Mine are too big, too lazy & too teenager to do anything at all!!!

LOL.. yeah i am sure mine wil go thru that soon enough.
At the moment they think $5 is the best thing in the world... Slave labour I love it !