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Post by 8pawprints Mon Apr 09 2012, 07:42

The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.  

 

His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, "Where are you going?"
      
He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."


She says, "Why, are you sick?"


He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."  

 

Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.
      
He says, "Where the hell are you going"? 

 

She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."  

 

He says, "Why, what do you need?"
      
She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm getting a tetanus shot!"
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Post by Ben Wed Apr 11 2012, 04:22

nice... Laughing
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Post by Guest Wed Apr 11 2012, 08:15

Laughing

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Post by janey Wed Apr 11 2012, 09:22




Ewwww Laughing
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Post by Guest Wed Apr 11 2012, 13:05

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Post by Kathy Wed Apr 11 2012, 14:27

You got style I give you that Laughing Laughing
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Post by Guest Wed Apr 11 2012, 17:09

Laughing love it !!

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Post by Guest Fri Apr 20 2012, 12:04

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Post by Guest Fri Apr 20 2012, 12:36

rolling on the floor rolling on the floor

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