God is watching

A burglar enters a house and notices a flat screen television and as he is about to
pick it up, he hears a voice saying “God is watching you”. He then notices a wallet
stuffed with dollar bills on the sideboard and as he picks up the wallet again hears
the voice “God is still watching you”. He looks around the room with his torch
and spots a parrot in a cage in the corner of the room. He approaches the parrot
and asks “What is your name” “Solomon” the parrot replies. “Who would be daft
enough to call a parrot Solomon” retorted the burglar.
“The same person that calls a Rottweiller God “chuckles the parrot.