over 18s.....is your dog getting in the way?

My lovely Lucy used to start the night on the floor then get on the bed to sleep. This used to give me the 2 seconds necessary to get friendly with my wife. These days she gets on the bed straight away, right in the middle and I have to push her away. more often than not she comes back with a look on her face kind of saying , "don't you know I have to sleep here"?

not great, it needs changing...

no no we got kids for that lol

passed that stage in my house used to have kids and dog. well the dog had the manners to wait for me to get out the bed before he got in it and pull the duvet over him the kids didnt care they barged in and didnt flinch they would just climb in the bed and tell us to move over think you need to be shutting the doors downstairs to stop the interuptions

my kids are not as bad as they were. my son once unexpectedly turned up at the bottom of the bed and asked what it was we were doing. luckily he was young enough and now as a 10 year old he can't remember. we are extra careful now with my 6 and 7 yo daughters as they talk like sewing machines and the whole county would know otherwise

This used to give me the 2 seconds necessary to get friendly with my wife

Your poor wife. Romeo doesn't bother me, the cat gets very interested though.

I was exaggerating, it's more like 3 or 4 really

I was exaggerating, it's more like 3 or 4 really

This thread just made my morning, why not close the door

janey wrote:

This thread just made my morning, why not close the door

we tried, Lucy wined at the door and one of my daughters kindly opened the door for her to join the forgetful parents.

I think it will be a peanut butter filled kong tied to the bed leg

Can't say they get in the way and I have 2 that sleep on the bed if you catch my drift!

ella wrote:Can't say they get in the way and I have 2 that sleep on the bed if you catch my drift!

yes i catch your drift ella your not getting none lol

ella wrote:Can't say they get in the way and I have 2 that sleep on the bed if you catch my drift!

not sure I want to

Milly is the same with me and my oh if she can sense we are in the bedroom together she barges at the door Normally screaming in her staffy way at the same time.She also doesnt seem to like us hugging she jumps up at us and tries to get between us.She is very jeloues

We give Suki a toy or treat that will keep her occupied. Works most of the time

Many years ago a guy who worked in our local garage was telling me about his caravan holiday in Devon. He owned a Caravan in Beer near Seaton and went there regularly with his wife and 2 Poodles who slept on their bed. When I asked him the dogs names as quick as a flash he told me they were called 'contra' and ceptive'

Lizzie wrote:Many years ago a guy who worked in our local garage was telling me about his caravan holiday in Devon. He owned a Caravan in Beer near Seaton and went there regularly with his wife and 2 Poodles who slept on their bed. When I asked him the dogs names as quick as a flash he told me they were called 'contra' and ceptive'

it can be a challenge for sure!

Haha love this thread, The pooches dont come on the bed until invited, and the pooches know not too disturb

Rocky is already in bed before me and hubby anyway and manages to hog the whole thing (even though it is a super King size bed). No chance of any hanky panky going on in our bedroom

LOL this thread just made me smile

Lol Diesel knows! She will get off the bed and kinda wait till we are done then get bk on the bed all huffy with exaggerated staffy sighing as if to show her disapproval lol

This is why Mia sleeps in the kitchen

bigwazza wrote:

ella wrote:Can't say they get in the way and I have 2 that sleep on the bed if you catch my drift!

yes i catch your drift ella your not getting none lol

haha oh i wouldn't say that!

ahaha we leave scarlett in her crate with some toy but she still howls for england then we have the cat meowing and scratching at the door cos she cant get in

My ex had an EBT who was staying with the ex's father as said ex works all over the uk and is barely home. When his dad would be away, me and the ex would dog sit at his fathers. The dog always came up to bed with us, but annoyingly got inbetween us. Any sound of a kiss, or the movement of a cuddle he would be inbetween us like a bullet ! One night the dog pushed me out of bed ! I couldn't get back in, the house was cold, I pulled a tantrum and slept downstairs on the sofa and my ex left me to it ! Looking back now ? What'a * ! lol

this post is to funny, guess i have all this to come when i have my own place

Our kenny is a little bit of a pain in the bedroom too, we were once getting a bit you know wha, and kenny jumped on my hubbys back, not aggressively , just wanted to play, we now have to sneak upstairs without him