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Post by Guest Wed Mar 07 2012, 12:57

1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.

2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.

3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!

4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?)

5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway?

6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.

7. Yelling at me for rubbing my * on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.

9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.

10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.

11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your * up when you're not home.

12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go back.

14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.

15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us? To my knowledge, dogdom hasn't yet solved the visible fence problem!!

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Post by Guest Wed Mar 07 2012, 19:14

rolling on the floor

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Post by Guest Wed Mar 07 2012, 19:44

Laughing

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Post by Guest Thu Mar 08 2012, 02:27

Im sure they're all thinking these things!

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Post by roxyrocket Thu Mar 08 2012, 19:18

Ha ha luvin it Laughing
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Post by janey Thu Mar 08 2012, 19:46


Priceless Laughing
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Post by Gazagem Thu Mar 08 2012, 21:11

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Post by Gazagem Thu Mar 08 2012, 21:12

Ops wrong rolling on the floor
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Post by Guest Sun Mar 11 2012, 12:16

Numbers 12. and 13. have me rolling around on the floor!

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