so just over 7 days to go

what are you all getting me for my birthday?

i was going to do a sponsored walk for you and raise thousands to send you away to a warm island with stunning women but i've had to cancel that due to a trapped nerve in my leg so can i send you a snow ball

Don't forget to send it in a freezer!

I'm going to buy you a bucket full of steam, or some elbow grease - always useful.

i knew i could count you lot

But we'll all sing Happy Birthday to you on the day!

where is the meals going to be caryll and who paying?

what do you get for a man that has everything

Yep we will all sing happy birthday to u steve its kaisers bday in 6 days

me and the kasier are the best

<:-P

Steve wrote:where is the meals going to be caryll and who paying?

At your place, Steve, and you're paying! I mean, it's your birthday.................

caryll your sooo nasty i shouldn't have to pay for anything on my birthday

Well, alright, I'll get some sausage rolls, but they'll be vege ones! I might bring some orange juice as well. And perhaps some crisps.

(p.s. The orange juice is to be used strictly as a mixer!)

Steve wrote: caryll your sooo nasty i shouldn't have to pay for anything on my birthday

i'll bring the red stripe but im not paying for me dinner

sooo nasty you all are to me i'm big 29

Caryll wrote:Well, alright, I'll get some sausage rolls, but they'll be vege ones! I might bring some orange juice as well. And perhaps some crisps.

(p.s. The orange juice is to be used strictly as a mixer!)

I nearly had a heart attack about the OJ and then saw the mixer bit and relaxed!!

Surely you didn't think I'd expect anyone to poison themselves with..............orange juice!

Janey wrote:

Caryll wrote:Well, alright, I'll get some sausage rolls, but they'll be vege ones! I might bring some orange juice as well. And perhaps some crisps.

(p.s. The orange juice is to be used strictly as a mixer!)

I nearly had a heart attack about the OJ and then saw the mixer bit and relaxed!!

Well it's snowed here now so you can have a bucket of "Blackburn snow" I bet no one else in Nottingham has any Blackburn Snow

You've got a point there! What a thoughtful present!

Its snowing again here too. Whats Blackburn snow,and please don't say snow from Blackburn.

I was just about to post that and realised you do mean Blackburn snow don't you, I'm a div!

It's a good job you didn't post it, cos now no one will know you were being a div

steve im going to buy you some skis to strap to your bike so you can go out riding again

i'll get you some Middlesbrough snow from Blackburn that is rare stuff so dont let it melt

I don't think we should be breeding Middlesbrough and Blackburn snow together.....we will end up with a roughneck snow and that won't be in the best intrest of the snow

And who's going to do the health testing?

well that would have to be the I.C.E

But are they competent? I've heard there's a lot of favouritism with them. Icicles changing hands etc............

u2 are funny

What? No, really, what? Can't two people have a serious conversation without others laughing at them?

Bigwazza, I think we should both flounce outta here, we're not appreciated!

Oh well done Steve.....now we will never find out who is gonna be responsible for the testing

your right about mixing the snow the soft southern Blackburn stuff would probably melt and the Boro snow would be all alone till July, it would never work

WOOOO whats with this southern word lol

your way down south its at least 60mins from Boro thats the south to us

Like that is it

Ok then well the only reason why your snow can last to July is cos it's always colder in the shadow and Middlebrough lives in Newcastles

RUUUUNNNNNNNN someone email me when he's finished throwing things around the room

blue that dont make any scence how can middlsbourgh be in the shadow of newcastle middlesbourgh dont have a football team do they lol ??????

Email Wazza too

i'll have you know we have the Scotland squad turn up for us, i didn't say play and the snow lasts so long because the sun cant penetrate the smog

i hope Stachen gets the Aberdeen job he might buy some of our crap of us