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Post by Guest Fri Jan 20 2012, 13:00

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America , we might as well do as the Americans do."

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one.

The vendor is too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil, and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to un-wrap their 'dogs'. The mother superior begins to blush and, then, staring at it for a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part... did you get...?"


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Post by Guest Fri Jan 20 2012, 13:47

Made me smile Big Grin

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Post by Kathy Fri Jan 20 2012, 16:29

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Post by Ben Sat Jan 21 2012, 02:10

Nice! Laughing
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Post by Guest Sat Jan 21 2012, 02:59



..love it !! Laughing

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Post by Guest Sat Jan 21 2012, 13:30

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Post by dave g Sun Jan 22 2012, 09:56

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