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Post by Guest Wed Jan 18 2012, 11:35

It's all in the punctuation:

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."

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Post by Guest Wed Jan 18 2012, 11:37

Laughing

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Post by janey Wed Jan 18 2012, 11:42




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Post by Guest Wed Jan 18 2012, 11:54

I never did like punctuation much Big Grin

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Post by Guest Fri Jan 20 2012, 12:03

Too true. As a man, I can honestly say that some of my heros are women. applause btw. I'm not great with puncuation either

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Post by Guest Fri Jan 20 2012, 12:12

Brilliant! Laughing

*and so true - the 2nd one!*

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Post by dave g Sun Jan 22 2012, 09:57

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