new game with smileys

rules are easy...

continue the story with one sentence per post which must contain a smiley...

starting

i was just about to leave the house when ........................




your turn

the wind caught the door & I heard a crash!

I ran back up the stairs and along the hallway and

saw the broken mirror on the floor

I wondered if my Staffy was to blame

......hmmmm, could it have been my little Angel Staffy though?

or it could have been the ghostly figure I sometimes see at night

Aggghhhh I thought to myself, now i've got to clean up this mess

i walked out the room and then i tripped down the stairs

I can be such a Klutz ( *sp? ) at times

perhaps a to 911 is needed

No, I thought, what I really need is a . I did not sleep well last night !

Now I'll be so tired and work will be hard

So I got up and made preparatios for tomorrows party

A party on a work night !?!?!

Putting on my dancing feet

Who knows how the party will go but I am feeling about the whole thing

But then he turns up! What a plonker !!

Wait a minute. What is this? He is no longer a he. He is now a she!!!

OMG need another beer

I don't think there are enough beers to drown that out of my mind

Now he/she is dancing with my mother!

suddently the room when black then there was an eerie glow and there before me was an

and right there in front of me, it started to give birth until a weird baby appeared

a thought to my self if i get photos of this i would be

so i ran to try and find my camera but

the batterys were dead

Oh my gosh! It just did a but my ex fell in it! >

at that moment I woke to realise it was all just a bad dream

I put on my slippers and walked to the kitchen whistling as I went :-\\\\

but then just as I was about to put the kettle on

somebody knocked at the door. I tried to open it but it was

I finally got the door open and it was my plumber, who was LATE!

I was glad he arrived when he did, because I had developed case of explosive diarreah

and the toilet has been clogged up for days!

So, the plumber set to work and had it cleared in no time.... I payed the bill and said

so I was finally able to and while on the toilet, I had this marvellous idea

I decided I would have a party

Now who all should I invite

All of us of course then we could all have a fab time, but then this happened
The dreaded man flu........

Oh NO !!!!! Not the "MAN FLU"