another joke

Why Dogs are Better Than Kids


1. It does not take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.

2. Dogs don't care if the peas have touched the mashed potatoes.

3. The average cost of sending a dog to school: $42. Average cost to send a kid: $103,000.

4. Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.

5. You don't need an extra phone line for a dog.

6. Dogs never resist a nap.

7. Dogs can not lie.

8. Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.

9. No "Generation Gap".

10. Dogs often wag their tails after getting shots.

11. Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.

12. If your dog turns out bad, your genes are not blamed.

Number three is espically true

I love number 8 because I can just imagine Saxon saying, "Mom can I get a baby? I promise I'll take care of it!!"

Numbers 1 and 6 are particularly true for me at the moment!