Misleading Signs............

by Guest Sat May 28 2011, 17:14

IN A RESTROOM:
toilet out of order. please use floor below

IN A LAUNDROMAT:
automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out

IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE:
bargain basement upstairs

IN AN OFFICE:
would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken

OUTSIDE A SECONDHAND SHOP:
we exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

NOTICE IN HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW:
closed due to illness

SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK:
elephants please stay in your car

SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE:
for anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor

NOTICE IN A FARMER'S FIELD:
the farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET:
if you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons

ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR:
we can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

Big Grin

by **Steve** Sat May 28 2011, 17:33

by **janey** Sat May 28 2011, 17:38

brightened up my afternoon!

by Night Crawler Sat May 28 2011, 22:14

HAHAHA

Loving those Smile

I saw this one a while back in a shopping centre at the top of an escalator.
Now, some people don't get it straight away, but just think. Who have guide dogs?
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