Piglets Pub

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Is now open anyone for a drink? Your wench awaits  

Oh piglets bar is always accimodating

Hayley were you having a drink at 9 this morning??!! Xx

 Yes she was!   

Haha!!

Yep think so was running on an hours sleep xx

Darcy-may wrote:Yep think so was running on an hours sleep :lol:xx

Now tell the truth Dolly I got up this morning and (close your ears Claire) caught her in bed with Clifford hence only having 1 hours kip!    

now seriously   sorry claire.   

  

    !!!!!

Wake up janey

I am! Where is the wench?!

Here!

Bet she was in the cellar with Clifford

WoooooooHooooooooooooo  

Blackcurrant cider I'm having please piglet

I'm only drinking out of the carrier bag under the table , sorry all saving for xmas:D

Blackcurrant cider for Hayley coming up  
Surely Dave you can afford 1  

Inezmaria70 wrote:Blackcurrant cider for Hayley coming up  
Surely Dave you can afford 1  

Ok Ok if I have to have 1 then its a Stella , sorry but i just found all my cc receipts for the beers I didnt realise I had stayed awake for from my nights out last week

Stella - please treat me gently

Cider for me!

Stella will treat you with care. A pint of Stella for 2 bellies coming up  

I think I'll have a Stella too please  

Cider for Janey a pint I should imagine  
A Stella for you Kathy, do you want her to treat you gently aswell  

Darcy-may wrote: =))now seriously   sorry claire.   

You will be  

Chiara wrote:

Darcy-may wrote: =))now seriously   sorry claire.   

You will be  

Well piglets been in the cellar with him all night too  

Darcy-may wrote:

Chiara wrote:

Darcy-may wrote: =))now seriously   sorry claire.   

You will be  

Well piglets been in the cellar with him all night too  

  

Piglet better watch her back   

Chiara wrote:Piglet better watch her back   

  

Piglet could I have a double brandy, I need it to get over Clifford's infidelity  

There's a guy over in the corner told me he would buy me Stella all night if I took his Mrs Out , but I'm not sure we are both on the same wavelength , apparently most blokes take a woman out after a night on Stella    

Dave wrote:

Inezmaria70 wrote:Blackcurrant cider for Hayley coming up  
Surely Dave you can afford 1  

Ok Ok if I have to have 1 then its a Stella , sorry but i just found all my cc receipts for the beers I didnt realise I had stayed awake for from my nights out last week

Stella - please treat me gently

it is all right me ole matie I will stand you a pint or 2 no probs, after all you donate to this wonderful site,

Fresh tropical juice for me please thank you x

    

Chiara wrote:Piglet could I have a double brandy, I need it to get over Clifford's infidelity  

Brandy a triple as I feel sooooo guilty, but he is one hell of a looker!  

Chiara wrote:Piglet could I have a double brandy, I need it to get over Clifford's infidelity  

    oh claire you must be distraught   

Fresh tropical juice for Buddy coming up  
And all the stella you want Dave from the guy in the corner  

buddy boy wrote:

Dave wrote:

Inezmaria70 wrote:Blackcurrant cider for Hayley coming up  
Surely Dave you can afford 1  

Ok Ok if I have to have 1 then its a Stella , sorry but i just found all my cc receipts for the beers I didnt realise I had stayed awake for from my nights out last week

Stella - please treat me gently

it is all right me ole matie I will stand you a pint or 2 no probs, after all you donate to this wonderful site,

Fresh tropical juice for me please thank you x

    

Awesome , another Stella please piggy and get this man whatever he wants lol

Another Stella coming up Dave  
Buddy! what do you want its on Dave!  

Just fresh juice please, believe me I can have a good time sober, used to drink like a fish, trying to behave myself as I get older, well have grey designer high lights    but I have come to the decision behaving and me just don't get on, so disgraceful it is all the way, all help required and appreciated bb your new good cause for all things tasteless disgusting and down right rude    

Fresh juice then Buddy coming up, Piglets doesn't allow good boys!!   

Inezmaria70 wrote:Fresh juice then Buddy coming up, Piglets doesn't allow good boys!!   

  

JD and coke now piglet please I've moved on, I'll sleep tonight if it kills me

A double JD and coke coming up Hayley  

Now I am really really really did I say really miffed, this probably not go here but as the mods seem to be here seems a goof place to be, I have just written a very nice pm to admin, 5 times I mean 5 times I tried the security it wont accept them Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr> > > 

buddy boy wrote:Now I am really really really did I say really miffed, this probably not go here but as the mods seem to be here seems a goof place to be, I have just written a very nice pm to admin, 5 times I mean 5 times I tried the security it wont accept them Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr> > > 

What and where are trying to send?

janey wrote:

buddy boy wrote:Now I am really really really did I say really miffed, this probably not go here but as the mods seem to be here seems a goof place to be, I have just written a very nice pm to admin, 5 times I mean 5 times I tried the security it wont accept them Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr> > > 

What and where are trying to send?

This is for mods , ex mods , alcoholics and members that promise to post more then 5 a day so you are really ok here ( gives a big North East but NOT Geordie Man Hug )

  

Thanks dave I was asking about the chat room here have a stella    

buddy boy wrote:Thanks dave I was asking about the chat room here have a stella    

The chat room doesn't seem to get used much we do most of our chatting here in the dog n bone bar  

Pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew thought I would have to be have which I just can't do, I even loose the arguement when I argue with myself, better of here so it is open, but what happens if I need to pm the mods in the future and it will not accept my security code Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:D  

Ooh don't know Buddy I am somewhat a techno numpty just a dumb blonde barmaid!   
Someone will let you know I am sure. Another fruit juice?  

buddy boy wrote:Pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew thought I would have to be have which I just can't do, I even loose the arguement when I argue with myself, better of here so it is open, but what happens if I need to pm the mods in the future and it will not accept my security code Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:D  

  just shout us here in the pub!