why are most people

full of   for?

Cause they eat  

I'm not full of poo , now excuse me as i have to go get my daughter from Shark fighting school , it's something we have just started in Leek as several have swam up the canal and jumped out to eat dogs whilst walking , one tried it on me this morning but I just bashed it on the nose and it went back , thought Jenny should learn properly so she is getting lessons from Elvis Presley ( it's his hobby since moving here for peace and quiet )

Dave  
Anyone in particular Steve?  

people around where i live

Its not just where you live they are everywhere, believe me.  

They're here too Steve, I believe we're being invaded by   talkers

Simple answer...........cause they just bloody are!

Why what have they done Steve?

just the normal stuff

 

Dave wrote:I'm not full of poo , now excuse me as i have to go get my daughter from Shark fighting school , it's something we have just started in Leek as several have swam up the canal and jumped out to eat dogs whilst walking , one tried it on me this morning but I just bashed it on the nose and it went back , thought Jenny should learn properly so she is getting lessons from Elvis Presley ( it's his hobby since moving here for peace and quiet )

 dont you know elvis works in a chip shop??? Unless hes moonlighting at shark bashing... cmon dave thats a bit far fetched, even my new neighbour Michael jackson stopped spanking his monkey when I showed him this and his monkey had been very very naughty.

Nathan wrote:

Dave wrote:I'm not full of poo , now excuse me as i have to go get my daughter from Shark fighting school , it's something we have just started in Leek as several have swam up the canal and jumped out to eat dogs whilst walking , one tried it on me this morning but I just bashed it on the nose and it went back , thought Jenny should learn properly so she is getting lessons from Elvis Presley ( it's his hobby since moving here for peace and quiet )

 dont you know elvis works in a chip shop??? Unless hes moonlighting at shark bashing... cmon dave thats a bit far fetched, even my new neighbour Michael jackson stopped spanking his monkey when I showed him this and his monkey had been very very naughty.

    Monkey spanker

Anyway that bloke that worked down your chippy just swore he was Elvis it was never proven , we have the Leek Shark Fighters how much evidence does anyone need , Discovery Channel were filming a documentary in the beck this morning

  @ Dave.

Harsh Steve.....I haven't had a chance to realise my bowels yet