what is the most stupid thing you have done?!?

here my

about 13/15 year ago i started to see this girl i stay around hers one night, i thought we was going out but ended up watch crappy film & my sister texted me so i text back saying i was bored and wanted to go out and put babe at the end of the text  guess who i sent to it it wasn't my sister

Steve you idiot haha

I think mine would probly be the time i served a customer and she showed me her student card... I asked if the guy was with her as she cant use someone elses card...she says "its me". I could have curled up and died right there. Her granddaughter was there as well...ive never done a transaction so quick in my life!

Foe me, I sent a private text to my oh, only I clicked the bit that said "send to all contacts" on my phone!

Caryll -

Caryll wrote:Foe me, I sent a private text to my oh, only I clicked the bit that said "send to all contacts" on my phone!

Oh caryll I love this.

Mines got to be the.....when are you due?

Caryll wrote:Foe me, I sent a private text to my oh, only I clicked the bit that said "send to all contacts" on my phone!

I remember that!

Hahahahhaha oh Steve.


I can't think of anything really.

hmmm i can't really think of anything!

Caryll wrote:Foe me, I sent a private text to my oh, only I clicked the bit that said "send to all contacts" on my phone!

Ooops!

Steve and Caryll

Mine would have to be when I was 16 I was a hairdressing apprentice, and I was being taught to mix colours, when it came to mixing a colour I added red instead of a browny colour and turned the womans hair bright red. No one was impressed.

Stayed with my ex for 6 years!

janey wrote:

Stayed with my ex for 6 years!

Ditto but mine was 9 years!

Another time (I was about 20 I guess) I was really bored at a new year party & wanted to go home. My boyfriend was enjoying himself & wanted to stay.

I told him that if he wasn't ready to go in 10 minutes I'd go home by myself.

He wasn't, and I did.

I walked home, on New Year's morning through seedy london streets, got chatted up by a guy who wanted to walk me home, but got home safely.

What a stupid thing to do!

never ever done anything stupid in my life

Dave wrote:never ever done anything stupid in my life

:#-oX_X

What smiley is that Caryll ?? **ck **f you lying *******d

Caryll wrote:Another time (I was about 20 I guess) I was really bored at a new year party & wanted to go home. My boyfriend was enjoying himself & wanted to stay.

I told him that if he wasn't ready to go in 10 minutes I'd go home by myself.

He wasn't, and I did.

I walked home, on New Year's morning through seedy london streets, got chatted up by a guy who wanted to walk me home, but got home safely.

What a stupid thing to do!

Missed out a wee tidbit - the guy was drunk as a skunk! You were hit on by a wino!

Wouldn't catch me doing anything like that!

Well there is one really stupid thing I did and that was leaving here in one of my madder moments, and losing all my ruddy posts! Thankfully I was able to return:)

Dave wrote:What smiley is that Caryll ??    **ck **f you lying *******d

I can never remember which smilies work! But, yes, that's about right!

Eleanor wrote:

Caryll wrote:Another time (I was about 20 I guess) I was really bored at a new year party & wanted to go home. My boyfriend was enjoying himself & wanted to stay.

I told him that if he wasn't ready to go in 10 minutes I'd go home by myself.

He wasn't, and I did.

I walked home, on New Year's morning through seedy london streets, got chatted up by a guy who wanted to walk me home, but got home safely.

What a stupid thing to do!

Missed out a wee tidbit - the guy was drunk as a skunk! :DYou were hit on by a wino!

Yes, but at about 2am on a new years morning, most people are drunk as skunks!

Inezmaria70 wrote:Well there is one really stupid thing I did and that was leaving here in one of my madder moments, and losing all my ruddy posts! Thankfully I was able to return:)

gives you something to work for

Dave wrote:

Inezmaria70 wrote:Well there is one really stupid thing I did and that was leaving here in one of my madder moments, and losing all my ruddy posts! Thankfully I was able to return:)

gives you something to work for

Story of my life dave!

Another one which was stupid had a bet on the results of England playing Germany football. Hence to say I was the only one who ran round the estate naked and over the cattle grid, thank god I never fell as it would have put a lot of peeps off their breakfast the next morning!

I have done so many stupid, stupid things in my long life that if I were to remember them all I would curl up and die. Racking my brain cell to try to remember a funny one - but ..... no, they're all terribly, terribly awful and stupid :-<

A good few years back we had just moved house and I was setting the tv up in the bedroom got everything sorted all plugged in to ths new extension lead and nothing was going mad swaering blaming a faulty lead when my wife walked in and picked up the other end which I had forgot to plug in lol

I once got really drunk. Just once and I was living with my mum. I come home and ended up being sick in the toilet, then I needed the toilet so help myself from getting confused which end it was coming through I gvot naked lol all my mums mates were round. They told my mum naked son in bathroom. She asked me to get up which I replied I would love to mum but I can't until I find my blob X_Xthey still take the Mick out of me now for that.

Haha, don't worry mike I've been there mate. Snorting vodka was pretty stupid. Wet the bed!

Blue!!

I tried to have a wee in the cupboard, unfortunately it was my parents and they where in bed.

Oh I also got drunk and on the way home got * off cos I couldn't get the key in the door. Temper temper. Then the kind police turned up to help. Well I say help they turned up cos the woman had phoned the police cos some * head was trying to break in and the police came to remind me I lived 15 doors down the road

Lol u 2. That's something I haven't tried yet. Got to save something for me to do in the future

[quote="Mike"]Oh I also got drunk and on the way home got * off cos I couldn't get the key in the door. Temper temper. Then the kind police turned up to help. Well I say help they turned up cos the woman had phoned the police cos some * head was trying to break in and the police came to remind me I lived 15 doors down the road [/quote

Mrs has just reminded me of another time I was drunk. Starting to realise I may have a problem lol. Once walking home from the pub I heard music coming from a house with door open and a woman leaving. Thouht nice one party! went in and it was a rubbish party. So I grabbed the remote for the tv, turned it up, changed chanel and told them this is more like it. Everyone sat there with mouths open looking in shock. Turns out it wasn't a party it was just some woman putting the rubbish out and the music was just some advert playing that the family was watching on tv.

Mike wrote:Mrs has just reminded me of another time I was drunk. Starting to realise I may have a problem lol. Once walking home from the pub I heard music coming from a house with door open and a woman leaving. Thouht nice one party! :dance:went in and it was a rubbish party. So I grabbed the remote for the tv, turned it up, changed chanel and told them this is more like it. Everyone sat there with mouths open looking in shock. Turns out it wasn't a party it was just some woman putting the rubbish out and the music was just some advert playing that the family was watching on tv.

Oh Mike

I still can't think of anything stupid funny that I've done , all my stupid acts have ended up with serious consequences so I'd rather not talk about them Sure I've done loads but can't think of them , probably a mental block

My OH on the other hand , for her it's a daily occurrence

I really can't think of anything either Dave, there must be silly things I have done or said but just cannot/will not remember them.

Just as I sent that I remembered something very silly I said once.

My youngest brothers wife to be had just come home from hospital after having thier son and they were trying to think of a name for him. Yours truely comes up with the fantastic suggestion of Robbie thinking of Robbie Williams and completely forgetting her ex husbands name ......................................................Robbie

Woops!!! haha that must have been super awkward Kathy lol

needless to say I got some very strange looks

OK OK just the one then

Years ago I got very drunk in a hotel , we had been having a good old chinwag with the new owner who was there with his very young wife to be  (50 ish -->25) :oand her 18 year old sister. Went to bed and got semi woke up in the middle of the night to be marched downstairs by the new owner   =-??and then taken back to my room again ??????? Was very sleepy and confused .

By morning with slight recall of sleepy events through the night , I had half worked out I had done something in the night that was slightly embarassing for me but didn't know what , I went to reception to check out explaining I was embarassed , he flatly refused to let me check out and as I was leaving the door to go to work he happened to say "Don't worry about it Dave she's ok about it now" and dissappeared leaving me to puzzle over something horrific all day until I got back to the hotel that night


That evening it all became crystal clear ,
The start ----> as I went to bed I asked him when the wedding was and he said they were planning but it was complicated -----> Dave responds "Why have you just found out she's a Lesb1an"
--> Dave goes to bed . All the hotel doors had Mortice locks on them so it seems I hadn't locked my door and neither had the girl next door (the 18 year old little sister ) , I got up middle of the night to go to the toilet , must have got the wrong door, the girl was woken up in the middle of the night by a bang , which was me knocking over the suitcase stand whilst having a pee in the corner of her room .
She was obviously quite scared at this point as didn't know what was going on .
Anyway I've had my pee so going back to bed , but yes you guessed it wrong bed , I got on top of the bed , she said "can you get off my bed please" and I responded  "Just f*****g shut up and go back to sleep will you"

At this point was the bit where I had been woken up and marched downstairs and all the pieces were put together.

Might I add all of this was told to me by the people involved the next night in the bar , on great terms and everyone was in hysterics .

Can anyone beat that  (and I hope my daughter doesn't still use the forum occasionally as I'm screwed , never got round to telling her mum about that one strangely enough )

Only you Dave

Steve wrote:here my

about 13/15 year ago i started to see this girl i stay around hers one night, i thought we was going out but ended up watch crappy film & my sister texted me so i text back saying i was bored and wanted to go out and put babe at the end of the text  guess who i sent to it it wasn't my sister

I'd laugh at ya Steve but I did something similar in the past

Dave wrote:OK OK just the one then

Years ago I got very drunk in a hotel , we had been having a good old chinwag with the new owner who was there with his very young wife to be  (50 ish -->25) :oand her 18 year old sister. Went to bed and got semi woke up in the middle of the night to be marched downstairs by the new owner   =-??and then taken back to my room again ??????? Was very sleepy and confused .

By morning with slight recall of sleepy events through the night , I had half worked out I had done something in the night that was slightly embarassing for me but didn't know what , I went to reception to check out explaining I was embarassed , he flatly refused to let me check out and as I was leaving the door to go to work he happened to say "Don't worry about it Dave she's ok about it now" and dissappeared leaving me to puzzle over something horrific all day until I got back to the hotel that night


That evening it all became crystal clear ,
The start ----> as I went to bed I asked him when the wedding was and he said they were planning but it was complicated -----> Dave responds "Why have you just found out she's a Lesb1an"
--> Dave goes to bed . All the hotel doors had Mortice locks on them so it seems I hadn't locked my door and neither had the girl next door (the 18 year old little sister ) , I got up middle of the night to go to the toilet , must have got the wrong door, the girl was woken up in the middle of the night by a bang , which was me knocking over the suitcase stand whilst having a pee in the corner of her room .
She was obviously quite scared at this point as didn't know what was going on .
Anyway I've had my pee so going back to bed , but yes you guessed it wrong bed , I got on top of the bed , she said "can you get off my bed please" and I responded  "Just f*****g shut up and go back to sleep will you"

At this point was the bit where I had been woken up and marched downstairs and all the pieces were put together.

Might I add all of this was told to me by the people involved the next night in the bar , on great terms and everyone was in hysterics .

Can anyone beat that  (and I hope my daughter doesn't still use the forum occasionally as I'm screwed , never got round to telling her mum about that one strangely enough )

wow......it's shame those rooms didn't have surveillance

nice one Dave

Mike wrote: nice one Dave

I was really struggling to think of an event in my life , then your drunken antics provided my trigger

There were others but as my mates have pointed out , this one is the top trump

Dave, that story has reminded me of something that happened at a hotel I used to work in........................





But this guy stood at the bar and had a pee:o

OMG, I've just read through them all............