walking the dog

My granddaughter asked my Mrs if she could walk the dog around the block, Mrs said" sorry love but she's in heat" granddaughter says " what's that?" Mrs replies "go ask grandad". So my granddaughter comes to me in the garage and says "grandad I want to take sash for a walk but nanna says she is in heat, what does that mean?" so I said " here are love lets put some petrol on her to disguise the smell",I took a petrol soaked cloth and wiped it on the dogs bits "off you go but be quick" I said. 10 mins later granddaughter comes back minus the dog "where's sash?" I ask "she must of run out of petrol" she replies "she stopped to make friends with a boy dog now he's pushing her home"

so brought back memories that one. I was walking back up home in the heavy snow of 76 so I would be about 8 with my mam and dad and we saw 2 dogs in action , I asked my dad what they were doing and he told me "the one in front is stuck in the snow so the one behind is giving her a push out "

Dave wrote: so brought back memories that one. I was walking back up home in the heavy snow of 76 so I would be about 8 with my mam and dad and we saw 2 dogs in action , I asked my dad what they were doing and he told me "the one in front is stuck in the snow so the one behind is giving her a push out "

Pmsl that's funny lol

dave742 wrote:

Dave wrote: so brought back memories that one. I was walking back up home in the heavy snow of 76 so I would be about 8 with my mam and dad and we saw 2 dogs in action , I asked my dad what they were doing and he told me "the one in front is stuck in the snow so the one behind is giving her a push out "

Pmsl that's funny lol