Lipstick..,

Is it normal for the entire lipstick + balls to come out ?!

Tank was trying to hump Diesels head....I distracted Tank and noticed the whole thing was out !!

..... All gone bk in now but only seen the very tip before so I'm kinda shocked lol !!

No, it's not unusual. Dempsey used to do it quite a lot, but it's only occasionally now!

yep Harv does it quite often

Poor Dempsey normally takes about 5 - 10 minutes for it to shrink & go back!

Harv likes to sit on his * so the world can see it

AND THE BALLS!!!

Really! You're kidding right? Have I got this to look forward to?!

Jellytot wrote:AND THE BALLS!!!

Really! You're kidding right? Have I got this to look forward to?!

It's not really the balls, it's the swelling that appears on either side of his lipstick when he gets excited!

Looked like balls to me lmao never seen anything like it lol ! Thankgod it went bk in before the school run !

Tank looked a bit 'wtf'? As it was almost touching the floor !

Caryll wrote:

Jellytot wrote:AND THE BALLS!!!

Really! You're kidding right? Have I got this to look forward to?!

It's not really the balls, it's the swelling that appears on either side of his lipstick when he gets excited!

Oh my! Glad I read this post, at least I won't faint when I see it!

This made me laugh! so glad I have a girl

Well as Harv is erm well endowed he's quite proud of 'it' so all visitors get a full on view

Nooooooooooo

Soooo glad I have girls

ella wrote:Well as Harv is erm well endowed he's quite proud of 'it' so all visitors get a full on view

Oh god, why do dogs have no shame?

ella wrote:Well as Harv is erm well endowed he's quite proud of 'it' so all visitors get a full on view

Yep, Dempsey as well........"Have a look what I've got - can you match it?"

Caryll wrote:

ella wrote:Well as Harv is erm well endowed he's quite proud of 'it' so all visitors get a full on view

Yep, Dempsey as well........"Have a look what I've got - can you match it?"

boys ey?

...boys and their toys!

this topic is so funny but it was the reason i never wanted a boy but OH got his own way

So did poor Diesel get a good head wash then too, as mister stud muffin Tank must of " arrived" if his full lunch box made an appearance

Omg lol tmi !!!!

But yea, had to clean her up a little. Dirty staffys lol he's like a nympho atm

This is just far to funny, but i have all this to go!!

I had a friend send me a worried message last year that her boy had two sets of balls it took a while before I realized what she was talking about, the bit at the base is what they use to lock on to a female, they have to wait for that to shrink enough to seperate which can take up to 30 mins . no quickies in the dog world lol.

axam102 wrote:I had a friend send me a worried message last year that her boy had two sets of balls it took a while before I realized what she was talking about, the bit at the base is what they use to lock on to a female, they have to wait for that to shrink enough to seperate which can take up to 30 mins . no quickies in the dog world lol.

Tommy's lipstick love is waking us up on a night now , a while ago I posted about him having a good old growl at it , now he sleeps on the bed with us and has taken to waking up in the middle of the night and doing it

Lol at this thread.
I walked an old English mastiff earlier in the week - an 80-90kg dog - and he had the full sausage and potatoes going on.
I was scared.

Working dog wrote:Lol at this thread.
I walked an old English mastiff earlier in the week - an 80-90kg dog - and he had the full sausage and potatoes going on.
I was scared.

My boy has 2 English Bull Mastiffs , boy and girl, and I have to say as doggie tackle goes Zarr would take some beating

Caryll wrote:

axam102 wrote:I had a friend send me a worried message last year that her boy had two sets of balls it took a while before I realized what she was talking about, the bit at the base is what they use to lock on to a female, they have to wait for that to shrink enough to seperate which can take up to 30 mins . no quickies in the dog world lol.

This worried me too when I first saw it - I thought my pup had a double hernia and nearly took him to the vet! It is something that no-one EVER talks about, but fortunately one brave soul explained it (good old internet, but it took some finding).

Do tell, what were the search words you used?

Working dog wrote:Do tell, what were the search words you used?

Can't remember now ! Seriously though, it scared the bejasus out of me and I think I just googled frantically around Puppy + lumps etc until I found it. Thank goodness I did - it saved me a vet bill plus huge embarassment What amazes me though is that it is all such a secret - not one of my many puppy books mentioned it.

new Staffy owner wrote:

Working dog wrote:Do tell, what were the search words you used?

Can't remember now ! Seriously though, it scared the bejasus out of me and I think I just googled frantically around Puppy + lumps etc until I found it. Thank goodness I did - it saved me a vet bill plus huge embarassment What amazes me though is that it is all such a secret - not one of my many puppy books mentioned it.

I can understand the worry as that bit usually shows before the testicles appear, and then when they do appear it leaves you with what loooks like two unexplained lumps. Im sure choosing keywords for a internet search has to be done very carefully.
Your right about lack of info on the internet, everything seems to be coverd in detail apart from that unless you search for breeding dogs. which, lets face it when you find two unexplained lumps is the last thing your going to search for. although a search for "my dog has four balls" suggests this catches alot of people out.

axam102 wrote:

new Staffy owner wrote:

Working dog wrote:Do tell, what were the search words you used?

Can't remember now ! Seriously though, it scared the bejasus out of me and I think I just googled frantically around Puppy + lumps etc until I found it. Thank goodness I did - it saved me a vet bill plus huge embarassment What amazes me though is that it is all such a secret - not one of my many puppy books mentioned it.

I can understand the worry as that bit usually shows before the testicles appear, and then when they do appear it leaves you with what loooks like two unexplained lumps. Im sure choosing keywords for a internet search has to be done very carefully.
Your right about lack of info on the internet, everything seems to be coverd in detail apart from that unless you search for breeding dogs. which, lets face it when you find two unexplained lumps is the last thing your going to search for. although a search for "my dog has four balls" suggests this catches alot of people out.

You guys