few wife jokes

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

lulz

Are married by any chance Steve?

nope

So your single?

Well at least you get this up ya sleeve.....

''You the know that staffy bull terrier niceboard website?'' ''Yeah'' "I'm the admin of that site''

Guarantee that'll win most chicks over.....you can thank me later

Shouldn't laugh but

girls love power. hahaa