20 thing not to say to a cop

Don't say this to a cop
The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. Bad cop. No donut.

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

I was really irritated at a lady cop who pulled me over and it went something like this:

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Me: No, I do not.
Cop: Did you see my car sitting over there?
Me: Yes I did.
Cop: Did you see the stop sign back there? (she was referring to a temprary stopsign on one of those A-frame things)
Me: If I saw you sitting there, and I had seen the sign, don't you think I would have stopped? I wasn't hoping to meet you or anything!
Cop: License and registration please!


That was a true story. I learned not to be cheeky to the cops, but it cost me a couple hundred bucks.

As someone going into the Police in the UK...I find this hilarious!
Nice move!

in a scottish accent say

how can i help ye atawssir

if you say it it sounds well...you`l work it out lol

a cop pulled me over once and said Have you been drinking?

I said No officer I am as jober as a sudge!

vanessa wrote:a cop pulled me over once and said Have you been drinking?

I said No officer I am as jober as a sudge!

Oops!

Sorry Vanessa, I hit the wrong button and posted this as an edit on your post at first so if it says it was edited by me, that's why. I think I must be drunk already!

Shontelle have you been at the cooking sherry??

the worst one iv said to a copper which ended me up in court having to plea to keep my licence because the offence was within the 1st 2yrs of me passing my test, the extract from my court sommons, "after a walk around inspection and search or Mr Strongs vehicle I pointed out to Mr Strong that his two front tyres were bald to his reply was "well iv never seen a tyre with hair on it have you?" "due to Mr Strongs reply I decided to impose 2 fixed penalty notices of 3points and £60 fine

in court i got to keep my licence and a £180 fine and no points my tyres were 1.4mm not the leagal 1.6mm