Things I want to say but you don't understand !!!

Lol ok if I could say stuff to Ripley and I knew she would understand this is what I would say

Ripley... You make us laugh every day

We are so glad we adopted you and you were worth every penny of the vets bills and more. We hope you realise how loved you are and how sad it makes me feel to think you were one day away from being put to sleep.

Ok a few silly ones.

• I thought I adopted a dog not a Piggy. Your snorting noises will only continue to get you called Staffy Pig and be sung at " staffy pig .. Staffy pig. Does what ever a staffy pig does....etc etc"

• Do you REALLY need so much room in the bed... I mean seriously

• zoomies round the house and up and down stairs may be fun for you but are really not a good idea. And isn't pulling the stuffing out of your bears enough torture for them let alone zooming round the house with them... Oh and by the way we do not find the toys as interesting as you do so there's no need to try and tease us with them

• my bed is not a trampoline !!!!


Ok guys your turn !!!!! What things would you tell your dog

* The sofa isn't totally yours, we are allowed to sit in one corner if we want,

* Not everybody appreciates the love involved in giving a thundering head butt!

* Toys are not for shredding & eating,

* Not all food within 50 yards is yours!

Lol. God bully headbutts hurt!!!!!!

*I look at you and your annoying behaviour at times (all of the above included), sometimes (well lots) I listen to others. And I'll always love you and you me Xx

Taz not every brick in the whole world is yours and yours alone.
I used to laugh when you headbutted the people around me in the knee's and shins until you done it to me.
I love your butt wagg when your excited but i hate the tail wagg when you fart!
Cassie...you stink and i sometimes have the evil thought of sticking a cork up you know where.
I love that i can rely on you to catch every single bug that comes within distances.
I love how when i say where is Taz or Blondy you looks for them and get so concerned if you can not see them straight away and then so excited you tackle them once you'v found them.
Blondy I hate how i can see dirt on you, when i used to be able to make out your parents were clean because dirt can't be seen on them.
I love your bright pink nose and your almost black eyes
I love how after a hard day you come home and beat up your bean bag as if your so excited about being able to sleep on it as if you'd never thought you'd see it again.

* harv it's nice to see you in the morning but i don't appreciate waking up with your face hovering an inch above mine with the tongue leaning on me

* just because i rustled a bag does not mean theres food in it for you

* I don't find it as funny as you do when you stretch so your a*** is in my face and then you fart!

* also everything above but even when you have been the biggest s*** ever just seeing that huge staffy smile and wagging tail means it's all worth it!

* no matter how much much you sit and stare and dive bomb onto the couch and back off again you are not getting fed your dinner again [2 mins after giving her it]

*stop bringing your lead upstairs when we go out coz when I go to walk you I can't find it!

And then just daft things like when you wish you could say something and they'd Just understand like when she sits at the top of the stairs as were leaving and looks down real sad thru the gaps, we are actually coming back saff. Haha.

*Underwear is NOT a toy for you to run around the house with....and chasey is not a fun way of retrieving it again.

* If things are hung on the washing line it means they have been washed and I'd like them to dry...........they are not items put out for your entertainment.

*The garden is not your personal sandpit, neither are you a beaver, so STOP chewing my plants and digging holes in it. If I put a fence around it, this means "KEEP OUT"

* You may not look perfect or like a typical specimen of a Staffy, but i just LOVE ya' ta' bits ( ok, so you're only 7 1/2 months old and you've got plenty of growing and developing to do yet )

*Oh RoXy, your ears make me smile, as unusual and individual as they are

* RoXy, I could keep going with a list of things I'd like to tell you but i'd just bore everybody, so can I just say "I LOVE YOU" and you mean the world to me xoxoxoxox

* stay away from the toilet paper, you don''t need it

* just because there is food on the counter and no one is watching it is not an invatation

* not every person wants to pet you even if they should

* you can't play at the park all day so stop fighting us when it's time to leave

Kitten.......what a great idea for a forum topic.

I'm enjoying reading what everybody has to say to their dogs.

Well done You

Loopy wrote:Kitten.......what a great idea for a forum topic.

I'm enjoying reading what everybody has to say to their dogs.

Well done You

Agree! Everyones posts make me giggle!

I know its a shame Romeo but not everyone wants your tongue in their mouth.
I love you too but when you lick my face please don't aim for the nostrils, I can't breathe if you do that.
I love you.

Loving this thread it's made me giggle

Lola, half the bed is yours, but your starting to venture onto my side with your bum.

Toilet paper is for hooman bums, not yours.

You don't need to hoover the neighbourhood, there are special cleaning vans for this.

Lauren's shoes arn't yours you daft dog, have you ever seen your doggie friends wearing shoes?

Lola, when I turn the camera on sneakily when your asleep, I'm not actually going to take a picture of you, i was just checking what was on the memory card haha.
She could be in the deepest sleep, but the sound of the camera being tuned on and she's up and looking at me. (she hates the camera)

Licking your dinner bowl into another room will not produce more food.

charging at me like a bull maybe be fun for you, but it cause bruises, ya know, those black and blue things that appear.

But for all the above and more I love you to bits my fur baby

Ok, Jemma:

Not everyone wants to be licked by u, all of the time, no matter how much u try!!

Yes, u r cute, we all no it, u dnt have to sit there like tht to prove it!!

Carpet grippers are not designed to b pulled up then chewed..............this will result in u being taken to the vet and costing me even more money!

If you decide to go into the skinky lake, u will need a bath when u get home, no matter how much u try and get out of it!

Rascal: Cats do not *wrestle* with dogs....they find it demeaning....you are only going to get more scratches.....
* burying your food in the cats' litter will only get it thrown away
* having a doggy tongue stuck up my nose in the middle of the night is NOT a nice way to wake up
* a 5mth old puppy does not require as much bed space as you seem to think
* I love you to bits and wouldn't have you any other way xoxox
This thread is great

Russell!
The bed is not a toilet!
The car is not a toilet!
The doorway is not a toilet!!!!!!

(haha these have only been recent accidents after we failed to notice he wanted to go outside)


I can also imagine that he would want to say this to me "mum! I am not a hot water bottle, stop putting your freezing cold hands on my tummy!"

lol this forum is great.
it makes u wonder y ppl r so mean to dogs, esp staffys, when they have such fantastic personalities

Thank you but my ears are already pierced and I don't need them done again (loves to bite and nibble ears).

Just because I have dropped something it doesn't mean its automatically yours.

I know our new fridge is an under worktop one and just at your eyelevel but please stop shoving your head in and looking around as soon as I open the door.

Please, please, just once could you give me the ball after you have fetched it, after all I have been trying to get you to do this for 3 years and you do know thats what I want, you just want to tease me with it!

Don't ever change, I love you just the way you are x

Lizzie wrote:

Please, please, just once could you give me the ball after you have fetched it, after all I have been trying to get you to do this for 3 years and you do know thats what I want, you just want to tease me with it

My girl does this too......it must be a more entertaining game to tease instead She'll come "just" out of reach then run off again.

Lol i love the post's in here! haha.

* Vinnie, i know you love your little sister, but will you stop using her legs as a toothpick!
*Skye, stop digging so many holes!, jcb is getting jelous!
*Vinnie, dear-dear vinnie .. ITS A ROCK!!!
*Skye, you was born white w/brown patches .. Not black hunni, can you stay that colour for longer than 2days?

Soppy
*Vinnie, you are my handsome boy! and my little rock!, you got me through loosing diesel and you are my pride and joy! .. i love you so much!!.
*Skye, you are my little princess!, you are hillarious! and my lil cuddle buddy i love you so much!.
Both of you mean the world to me

Love them all too, makes me giggle eveytime, but........

staffy-lover89 wrote:

Soppy
*Vinnie, you are my handsome boy! and my little rock!, you got me through loosing diesel and you are my pride and joy! .. i love you so much!!.

Vinnie wants to know if he is your little rock, why can't he collect them

haha!!! believe me, he does! lmao .. he has a collection on the garden wall! haha .. he has monday's rock tuesday's rock and so on lol!

•I understand you all have your "spots" on the sofas, but that doesn't mean you have to stretch out when I come to sit down, just so I have no space half the time.

•When someone throws a toy at the park for THEIR dog, that doesn't mean they're throwing it for you to go get

•I love seeing you all in the morning, but I don't appreciate waking up to a dog pile practically on my face.

•I know you love the homemade treats, but that doesn't mean that you should attempt to eat all of them at the same time.

•The clothes on the clothesline are there to dry--not to be knocked off by you practicing being Kangaroos.

•Just because there is a toy on the ground doesn't automatically make it yours to take home.

•The bed is not a wrestling stage, nor is it a trampoline.

love this post really made me giggle,

*bailey i love you very much but not every one wants to be licked/kissed like mad
* u have a bed on the floor
*daddy will not hurt me you do not need to always sit/sleep/stand between us!
*its you that has made that smell stopp checking everyones bums when you blow off
*STOP snoring your louder than me!
*not every child wants to play with you
*not every car door that is open is a invite for you to get in
*you have to go for a walk every day dispite it raining or being windy you still have to go
*not every piece of food is yours and we wont always share
*when grandad digs/picks the veg from the garden he does not need you to keep stealing it from behind him and hiding it around the house!
*you dont need to huff and sulk when you dont get your own way
*please stop throwing your toys at us when we are watching tv and not u being stupid
i could go on all day lol but most of all we love you very much and wouldnt change a thing about you, you make me laugh every day no matter what mood im in bailey boo you the best xxx

Why is it when I buy you a new bed you keep chewing it to bits and your left sleeping on a blanket?

Please dont chase everything that moves. lol.

this is one of the best threads ever!!

*Woody:

* wood doesnt taste nice why do you insist on eating it
* poo doesnt smell nice why do you insist on smelling it
* the sofa is not for digging on
* my legs are not there for you to eat your chew on, it hurts!
* if mummy is not paying you attention its normally cos she is on here talking about you
* not every ball is yours
* i am so proud of you at flyball
* i love your ability to make me and others laugh at least once a day
* mummy has to leave you to go to work as it pays for your food/toys etc
* what is that whining high pitched squeak you make - you are a dog bark like one
* if you would only continue to chase Izzy it would stop her barking, dont sit/lie down when playing with her
* i love you lots you are my best friend

Jethro, why did you have to teach your baby brother to eat chook poo, sheep poo , goat poo or any other poo you find in your travels??
Jethro why did you teach your brother that if he gets the chance don't just eat the poo.. roll in it..
Jethro why do you go to pieces everytime you look at a wooden mouse trap... it can't hurt you.. it's not even set !
Winston you have a lovely and expensive brand new cosy dog bed in the lounge, why do you jump up onto our sofa the minute we leave the room?
Winston why do you still chase the sheep and chooks if I am not looking..but when I am there with you..you wouldn't dream of it!
Jethro and Winston why are you both so damn cute and lovable!
Jethro and Winston why do I have to love you so much !!

Yes Jethro and Winston....WHY are you both so cute and lovable Coz, you just are

aww thanks ! XX

Charlie, I can't believe I almost didn't have you. You have pooed and pee'd in my house, chewed up my carpets, my banistairs, my clothes, toys, photos, furniture and everything else you could get your teeth into. You run and jump at anything with 2 legs or more to play and embarrass me, but I am soooooo unbelievably grateful that you made it. I'm sorry that all your brothers and sisters died, but I couldn't imagine my life without you now and thank god every day that you survived. You're my best friend and I love you buddy xxx

vanessa wrote:
Jethro, why did you have to teach your baby brother to eat chook poo, sheep poo , goat poo or any other poo you find in your travels??
Jethro why did you teach your brother that if he gets the chance don't just eat the poo.. roll in it..

I have to second those ones! haha .. vinnie did this with skye! haha

I would ask milly why she likes to lick me so much
And why she wants all the bed to herself
And why every time i fry sausages she thinks there for her
And why she likes to stalk me all the time
And why she likes to roll in smelly things on walkies
And i would ask her why she needs to sleep with her face on mine
And i would ask why she likes to bite are toes
why do you insist on eating twigs all the time
And why everytime i apply body lotion she wants to lick it off again

I love this thread its great made me giggle a few times.
Here is what I would like Ty to understand.

I am kissing your dad we dont need your tongue thrown in for good measure pup

Ty the vet doesnt need his shoes cleaning with Pee everytime we go there

When I sit on the floor its not an invite for you to use my tummy as a trampoline or butt me it bloody hurts baby

I dont appreciate you trying to stick your tongue in my ear/eye/mouth or nostril least of all between the toes daft dog!

Not every plastic bag has food for you so please stop trying to rob them off people. Its bad enough being from merseyside with out you adding to steriotypes and trying to mug people its embarasing.

Sun cream cant taste that nice stop licking grandads bald spot please

Aunti Loz doesnt want streaky legs leave her fake tan alone.

But most of all I love you with all my heart and all the above doesnt really matter because you manage to make me smile and giggle each and every day your my little world thanks for being great and being my boy xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox