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Post by stiofan Thu Apr 19 2012, 22:52

"Lord, I have a problem."
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"And why is that Eve?"
"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"Man? What is that Lord?"
"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"
"Well,.....you can have him on one condition."
"And what's that Lord? "
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring..... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret........
...... you know, woman to woman."
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Post by steve76 Thu Apr 19 2012, 22:58

that's why prayer's are never heard. your too busy gossiping Laughing
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Post by janey Thu Apr 19 2012, 22:59


Love it Laughing
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Post by Guest Thu Apr 19 2012, 23:01

rolling on the floor rolling on the floor

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Post by Guest Fri Apr 20 2012, 08:27

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Post by Kathy Fri Apr 20 2012, 09:16

That made me smile anyway so well done Laughing
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Post by Guest Fri Apr 20 2012, 11:58

Love it!

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