Sweet joke.

2 posters

Go down

Sweet joke. Empty Sweet joke.

Post by 8pawprints Fri Apr 06 2012, 05:46

Only the British would get this one............................

 Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
 It was just After Eight.
 They got off at Quality Street.
 He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.
 'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied.
 He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
 Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.
 He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
 Soon they were Love Hearts.
 It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
 But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
 Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
8pawprints
8pawprints
Mega Staffy-bull-terrier Member
Mega Staffy-bull-terrier Member

Status Status :
Online
Offline

Male
Age : 59
Location : Newport
Dogs Name(s) : Misty
Dog(s) Ages : 5-6 yrs
Dog Gender(s) : Female
Join date : 2012-02-11
Support total : 30
Posts : 200

Back to top Go down

Sweet joke. Empty Re: Sweet joke.

Post by janey Fri Apr 06 2012, 09:25



Laughing
janey
janey
Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member
Staffy-Bull-Terrier VIP Member

Status Status :
Online
Offline

Female
Age : 40
Location : Surrey
Dogs Name(s) : Moo
Dog(s) Ages : 5ish
Dog Gender(s) : Girly
Join date : 2010-08-28
Support total : 4824
Posts : 56018

Back to top Go down

Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum