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Post by molly28_1998 on Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:21 am

Received this in a email, thought you might enjoy it too!




DOG FOR SALE!! Even if you don't own a dog at present, you'll appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch!



Dog for sale!




Free to good home.

Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as 'Holy ****.'

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Post by Shoei on Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:23 am

Wow, now that's a dog Big grin

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Post by hardtrackz on Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:39 am

rolling on the floor nice doggie nice doggie

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