HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA
by Prototype on Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:14 pm
Be sure to say it with yer best Irish accent!
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle.
They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage
up der,' says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into
Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and
says,'Dis looks like a grand place.'
He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and
jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom,
killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head
andsays, 'Fook dat.
Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!
THERE'S
MORE...
Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.
He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying
another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
'Hi, Paddy. Watch dis,' Seamus says.
He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free.
He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.
Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the
parrot.
Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom
and breaks every bone in his body.
Paddy shakes his head and says, 'And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting
either!'
IT
IS NOT OVER YET...
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears.
He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he
pulls a chicken.
Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and
disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine
Once more Paddy shakes his head. 'Fook dat, lads.
First dere was Gerry with his budgiejumping,
den Seamus parrotshooting...and
now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!'
(say those 3 words slowly)
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle.
They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage
up der,' says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into
Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and
says,'Dis looks like a grand place.'
He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and
jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom,
killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head
andsays, 'Fook dat.
Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!
THERE'S
MORE...
Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.
He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying
another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
'Hi, Paddy. Watch dis,' Seamus says.
He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free.
He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.
Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the
parrot.
Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom
and breaks every bone in his body.
Paddy shakes his head and says, 'And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting
either!'
IT
IS NOT OVER YET...
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears.
He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he
pulls a chicken.
Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and
disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine
Once more Paddy shakes his head. 'Fook dat, lads.
First dere was Gerry with his budgiejumping,
den Seamus parrotshooting...and
now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!'
(say those 3 words slowly)
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