Convict breaks-in
Convict breaks-in
by staffsrock on Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:46 pm
Convict breaks in,ties-up husband and wife.He jumps on wife,kisses her ear then runs to bathroom.Husband tells wife ' satisfy him or he'll kill us,I saw the way he kissed you,just be strong i luv you!' Wife replies 'He did'nt kiss me,he whispered in my ear,he's gay and looking for vaseline, i told him it's in the bathroom!'.......'Let's see who's ******* strong now!'
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THE ESCAPED CONVICT
by Steve on Sun May 11, 2008 9:36 am
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years.
Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it."
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you are really cute!"
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years.
Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it."
"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you are really cute!"
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Re: Convict breaks-in
by Esther & 'Tyson' on Mon May 12, 2008 12:02 am
Heard this one before...still funny tho 
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Re: Convict breaks-in
by staffsrock on Tue May 27, 2008 5:50 pm
Steve you stole my joke i allready posted 
lol
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